at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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