i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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