the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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