There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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