I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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