I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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