I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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