butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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