I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
