Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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