a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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