awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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