accomplished twins. life is a go
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Still dying that you shit outside
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
send nudes
from the living room?
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