just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
