you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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