I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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