She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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