The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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