so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
