Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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