If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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