Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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