fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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