Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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