BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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