i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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