just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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