I'll bet she douches with gravy.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
