Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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