I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
a search helicopter?!
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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