Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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