just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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