All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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