Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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