In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
how drunk are you?
Several
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