and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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