oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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