She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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