I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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