help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize