Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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