just come out here and I will go home with you...
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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