school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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