Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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