It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
