I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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