So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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