Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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