Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
you inspire me to be a worse person
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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