I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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