I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Pappa wants mamma naked
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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