I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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