Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Can I color on your dick again?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
