Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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