We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
We're like a lot better than the average bears
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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