I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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